Please Read This Before Voting

Posted by on October 16, 2014
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  

We need to get this election right. I urge all patriots who are uninformed voters to please be patriotic this election and NOT vote. It’s okay to be politically uninformed. It’s not okay to be politically uninformed and vote. It’s heart-breaking when an educated voter is canceled out by an uninformed one.

Here’s how to tell if you shouldn’t vote:

  • If you believe Benghazi is a Sesame Street character, don’t vote.
  • If you can’t guess America’s debt within $2 trillion, don’t vote.
  • If you can’t guess Kentucky’s debt within $2 billion, don’t vote.
  • If you think the Keystone Pipeline is a software program invented by John Keystone to track sales leads, don’t vote.
  • If you think fracking is a clever way to say a curse word, don’t vote.
  • If you think Mahogany’s color in reddish-brown instead of black seeking green, don’t vote.
  • If you think the “Stimulus Bill” was an ad campaign for Viagra, don’t vote.
  • If you think sequestration was about an underwater living community, don’t vote.
  • If you think majority-minority districts aren’t pure racism, don’t vote.
  • If you think QE1, QE2 and QE3 are the names of Donald Duck’s 3 nephews, don’t vote.
  • If you think “Race to the Top” is a segment on the television show Wipeout, don’t vote.
  • If you think the United Nations’ Agenda 21 is a new casino card game, don’t vote.
  • If you think Dodd-Frank is a new hotdog at the ballpark, don’t vote.
  • If you think ISIS is the color part of your eye, don’t vote.
  • If you think the Khorasan group is an accounting firm in Rabbit Hash, don’t vote.
  • If you think Lois Lerner is the CEO of Lerner Department Stores for women, don’t vote.
  • If you think Tax Freedom Day is when you successfully sign up for welfare, don’t vote.
  • If you think the NFL has a domestic violence problem, but don’t believe abortion is the ultimate in domestic violence, don’t vote.
  • If you think the White House recently experienced a fence-jumping undocumented visitor, don’t vote.
  • If you think tolls will stop the Brent Spence Bridge from crying concrete tears, don’t vote.
  • If you think hamburger is a result of a Caliphate, don’t vote.
  • If you think a TIF is a disagreement with someone, don’t vote.
  • If you think global-cooling, global-warming, climate change is a crisis, don’t vote. You’ll going to die soon anyway.
  • If you think the recent string of American beheadings will stop with machete-control laws, don’t vote.
  • If you think it’s okay to require an ID to buy cold medicine but not to vote, don’t vote.
  • If you think Common Core is the story of Adam and Eve, don’t vote.
  • If you think P3 refers to the time most men urinate during the night, don’t vote.
  • If you’re an uninformed voter, please be patriotic and sit this election out. We can’t afford another election of emotional votes marinated in ignorance.


  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
The following two tabs change content below.

Tom Wurtz

President at Tom Wurtz Consulting
Tom Wurtz is the President of Tom Wurtz Consulting and former President & COO of a $70 million consulting firm in Cincinnati, OH. He’s a leadership & profit consultant, keynote speaker, trainer, columnist, founder of the Eagle Leadership Academy and author of three books. He has published over 900 business and libertarian/conservative political articles. In 2012, he unsuccessfully ran for U.S. Congress in Kentucky’s 4th District. Tom resides in Fort Mitchell, Kentucky and has been married to his third-grade sweetheart for 38 years.